Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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