Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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