I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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