Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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