Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
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It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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