Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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