hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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