I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
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