I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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