whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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