You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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