writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Randomize
