using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I have already put on my inside pants.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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