so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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