What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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