Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
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Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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