I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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