Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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