That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
