so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
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I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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