i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
