i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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