We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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