Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize