just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
