the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I just forgot I was standing up.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
