got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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