And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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