I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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