im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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