I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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