That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Randomize
