Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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