i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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