The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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