i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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