If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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