I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Dear god my vagina.
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