Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
