Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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