David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...