Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
She's the barista slut.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
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Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist