Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
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Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS