well I can't set my house on fire every night
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.