i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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