Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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