Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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