Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
please don't ironically join a cult
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