Yo dont text me then not text me
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
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I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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