Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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