I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
...so i touched it.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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