So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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