i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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