i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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