You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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