question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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