i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
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Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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