I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Someone came in the potted fern
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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